at first i hated my haircut bc it was too short but then it grew on me
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do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
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gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:
Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
what
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
WHAT ARE THEY SELLING
CHOCOLATES.
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| me: | hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie- |
|---|---|
| chinese restaurant: | do u want egg roll |
| me: | i didn't even finish my order |
| chinese restaurant: | *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn |
| me: | what |
| Me during the entire months of summer: | sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days |
|---|---|
| Everyone else in one day of summer: | went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe |
![thefrogman:
Ah yes, much more comfy than that awful soft, pillowy thing.
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Ah yes, much more comfy than that awful soft, pillowy thing.
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THIS BAND DOES NOT GIVE 2 SHITS ABOUT ANYTHING
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